Kim Kardashian’s ‘Ultimate Bush’ Is Going Viral — But Here’s the Real Upgrade

Kim Kardashian’s shapewear brand Skims has just dropped a furry thong. Yep, you read that right – Skims latest stunt features a mesh G-string adorned with fake hair in twelve  colors marketed as “The Ultimate Bush”. After breaking the internet and selling out within a day, should you just ditch the bush for real?

While the internet can’t decide whether to laugh or cringe, one thing’s for sure: there’s a better way to feel confident down there, and it doesn’t involve gluing on faux fur.

At Flirt, we’re all about empowering you to look and feel your best naturally. And honestly? We think it’s time to ditch the gimmicks and go for the real-deal down south instead; smooth, soft, effortlessly confident skin with laser hair removal so you never have to think again about trimming your hedges.

Reasons to Ditch The Faux Fur Thong

Laser hair removal is the long-term solution that saves you from the endless cycle of shaving, waxing, and now… fake bushes. With our advanced InMode DiolazeXL and Triton™ technology, we can treat multiple hair types and tones safely, effectively, and comfortably.

Here’s why it’s worth trading in the novelty underwear for something that actually lasts:

Pros of Laser Hair Removal

•      • Long-Term Smoothness – Say goodbye to stubble, razor burn, and ingrowns. Laser hair removal targets the follicle to slow and reduce regrowth — permanently.’
•      • Time & Money Saver – No more razors, waxing appointments, or… bush accessories. Once your sessions are complete, you’re free from the upkeep.
•      • Skin Confidence – Smooth, even-toned skin means you can rock any lingerie (or no lingerie at all) and feel amazing in your own skin.
•      • Customizable Treatments – Whether you want to go completely bare, keep it neat, or just target specific areas, Flirt’s experts can tailor your treatment to your comfort and style.

But Let’s Be Real — What About the Cons?

The first and arguably most important con is to have a bush down there you will need to buy Skims Ultimate Bush Faux fur thong. But don’t worry, in 12 different color combos of hair and faux fur from sizes XXS to 4XL, there really is a faux bush for everyone.

Laser hair removal isn’t a one-and-done treatment, and we believe in transparency:

•      • Multiple Sessions Required – Most clients need a series of treatments (usually 6–8) for best results.
•     •  Sun & Tan Restrictions – You’ll need to avoid sun exposure and self-tanner around your treatment areas. (Which is why fall and winter are the perfect seasons to start!)
•     •  Upfront Cost – While it’s more of an investment than waxing or shaving, the long-term savings and freedom make it totally worth it.

The Bottom Line

You can buy the “Ultimate Bush” for a laugh…or you can invest in results that actually make you feel your best. At Flirt, we specialize in laser hair removal that’s safe, effective, and personalized just for you right here in Cochrane, Alberta and Northwest Calgary. Because real confidence doesn’t come from a trend, it comes from feeling comfortable in your own skin.

Ready to ditch the faux and go for flawless?

Book your laser consultation at Flirt today — and say goodbye to fake fuzz for good (or at least until your thong comes in the mail).